a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
i wish this fig newton would never end
by extenze September 30, 2010
It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.
Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.
by chrisss flores December 08, 2008
An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.
My hairdresser is such a fig newton.
by emoney202 May 20, 2015
A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
Look at that bitch made fig newton.
by Mattinho August 01, 2006
A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
we be smokin' dem fig newtons.

will someone bum me a fig newton.

by jesus_saves_the_day May 04, 2007
The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!
Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some
Twizzlers if some are available.
by Andi February 17, 2005
a comback after u say something to ones mom
guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton
by jason hurst January 19, 2008

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