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a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie
i wish this fig newton would never end
by extenze September 30, 2010
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The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!
Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.
by Andi February 17, 2005
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A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
by Mattinho August 01, 2006
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It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.
Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.
by chrisss flores December 08, 2008
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The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.
I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.
by EmmyGood January 20, 2007
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When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.
damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth
by drol_gnob July 19, 2016
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A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit
"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"
by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004
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