The word ninety five pronounced by someone from a shitty school for spoiled pricks
"Put there ninety-fife!" - Erlthom said while erlthoming the guy
by Loads of Kikis May 30, 2008
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The imbibation of a substantial volume of cockshit while having your scutepipe pummelled by a burly chap, all the while forcing a smile and pretending to enjoy one's self.
Ed's taken another Fife Special, his arse is as raw as a bucket of offal.
by Shin O'Shine August 18, 2006
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Getting obsessively excited and concerned about something that no one else thinks is worth getting excited about.

Behaving awkwardly, stupidly and embarrassingly to delicate social situations.
Reacting like Barney Fife, from the Andy Griffith show, to anything.
"That guy just walked across the street without looking!!! Did you see that?!! I'm going over to him and tell him to be more careful in the future!" Friend,"Dude, stop fife-ing!"
by BoatNDive February 24, 2018
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a phenomena that usually occurs after one returns from a long weekend filled with fife and drum music, and though there aren't any fifes for miles, you can still hear them in your head. The same applies for drums.
After returning from the Deep River Ancient Muster, all I could hear were phantom fifes.
by hoorayforthefish July 1, 2011
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A collection of superior motorcycle riders loosley based in fife scotland.

Main purpose of the group is performance motor cycle riding,but these fine chaps do a lot of fine work for charity as well.

There of course some ne`er do wells amongst them,user Edexup is renowed for his sticky out knees and inability to corner very fast.User mitch is well known for throwing the toys out the pram and having no sense of humour

The group was initially set up by user Beej but he has decided to turn his back on his friends and work for the other side now(the police)The decision was probably made by the fact he is crap on a bike and is lacking in the sexual department

the fine fife bikers do lots of work for charity
by beat you to it May 8, 2008
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a person unsuspecting of his/her unusual ways, whether it be aroogance of goofiness, usually of the male gender. A fun word to use as an insult (even when it doesn't apply to the definition), leaving the insultee confounded.

This is only my definition, you must look inside yourself to find your own meaning for the word fife.
Hey, look at that guy!

Wow, haha he's definetly a fife.
by nepatriots333 June 24, 2009
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A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,
As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.
by GMan2019 July 31, 2019
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