fickle pickle

A young pickle who could never make a decision. He was bullied by other vegetables, and eventually went insane.

"Hey, Elena, do you know fickle pickle?"
"I sure do! He's so fickle!"

by maryyyyyyyyyyyy August 14, 2013

fickle pickle

An indecisive penis. A penis that cannot stay in one place too long. A promiscuous male.

I don't know why I cheated on her. She was great. Damn this fickle pickle!!

by Andy J. Robertson November 18, 2006

fickle pickle

someone who constantly changes his or her mind about certain matters of importance. he or she also proceeds to conduct him or herself in the manner of a dick.

michael was a fickle pickle who had his head stuck up his butt.

by Dianna November 30, 2004

fickle pickle

erectile disfunction

I am tired of his fickle pickle.

by jhagan12 November 16, 2010

fickle pickle

When the male sausage is not quite hard enough for hole entry.

I kept poking and prodding but I couldn't get my fickle pickle in the pink and especially not in the stink!

by Times Square Karl June 10, 2006

Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.

I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020