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The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.
WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!
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Fetted is the awful taste of coffee and overwhelming disappointment of having what you thought was the finest bean but turns out to be the worst coffee in the known universe.
You say 'Fetch me your finest bean!'..... someone brings you a coffee, you drink some, it tastes awful, you say 'Fetted!'
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