Festihead

Someone who has no other meaning in life but to constantly follow around different music festivals. Music is their high.

"Where has Alex been the last few days?"
"You know Alex, it's Summer and he's a total festihead."

Festihead by DictionaryDragon June 24, 2013

fettihead

a person who abuses fentinol and will do about anything to get their next pill..even Rob their own grandmother.

look at those fettuheads nodding off and dropping their phoned!
Damn fettiheads!!

fettihead by anonymous September 4, 2022

Festibeard 

When visiting a festival event that runs for a number of days (such as Glastonbury) a festibeard is grown through not shaving during said event. This can be as a simple function of ease considering inadequate access to bathroom facility or a test of manliness. In the case of the latter it's common to shave immediately before the festival to see how far the beard will grow over the allotted time scale.

"Oh man, I grew a massive festibeard but had to shave it off when I went back to work."

"You grew all that in just three days?! That's one fuck off festibeard!"

Festibeard by Barnard17 July 2, 2009

Fethead

An individual who has been 'studying' at university far beyond the normal time it takes to become qualified. Fetheads will be seen to swap courses regularly because they're 'not sure what they want to do with their lives yet'. They tend to exhibit most of the stereo typical traits of under achieving students, such as poor diet, drug dependency, low stress threshold, and an affinity for 'Buddhism'. They can nearly always be identified by their unique stench, which is a mixture of body odour, incense and ammonia toilet cleaners. They frequently express the wish to 'sort their lives out' but lack the willpower or commitment to actually get off their arses and complete their course or get a job.

Derivation: from the words 'Fetid', meaning 'having an offensive odour' and word 'Feta', meaning 'a white semisoft cheese usually made of goat's or ewe's milk and often preserved in brine.'

"Hasn't that piece of shit fethead been studying sociology for like 6 years?"

"Get your own food you worthless fethead"

Fethead by Eliza Humplebottom December 16, 2005

festied 

Fucked up

Wow bil is festied

festied by Silvito April 6, 2017

festivedits 

Festivedits more likely known as Bonnie. Festivedits is a tiktok account with 7K+ followers. They edit multiple people.

Wow their so good at editing!
of course that's Festivedits!

festivedits by katelyn PLSLSLSLS November 30, 2020

feetheads 

someone who likes feet alot

someone:i like feet.
me:your a feetheads
someone:no im not!!

feetheads by nendigon June 30, 2023