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1.
To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female.
Bro, I fertiged all over the floor.
Did she jack you off? Nah, I fertiged.
by Brohaan July 13, 2009
 
2.
To urinate in a trash can while drunk because iit seems like the right thing to do
What are you doing?
I fertiged in the trashcan
Why?
Its what you do!!
by casadefresh April 12, 2011