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Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.
President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets
by Beast_modez October 28, 2008
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1.
a kickass animal
ferrets kick ass
by anonymous October 14, 2003
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2.
The most desirable of any domesticated animal.
My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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3.
A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
by Gueethepagan May 04, 2005
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4.
Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.
by Who wants to know? April 05, 2003
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Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.
Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)
by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 20, 2006
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a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!
my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day
by glt August 26, 2006
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an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog
person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret
by slinky cat February 04, 2009
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