A lost golf ball. Named after Clive "The Ferret" Ferris, the famous Melbage Cup Golfer.
Cripes, I've hit that one well out of bounds... mark it down as a Ferret.
by Matey October 30, 2003
An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.
Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!
by not a ferret June 30, 2010
A mowhawk that looks like a ferret.

Doug- Really? I just thought he put a ferret on his head and walked to school today.
by Ferretqueer April 26, 2010
Animal that apparentally 'kicks ass' but smells like piss.
Wow, that ferret smells like piss.
by Channy<3Aaron July 19, 2007
Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.
1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!
by Cridder November 20, 2006
The worst pet ever. They steal stuff and hide it. They chew the buttons off remote controls. They're impossible to litter train so they shit and piss wherever they want, including right in the middle of the floor for you to step in. If they're in their cage and want out they bite the bars and make tons of noise so you have to flick them in the head to make them shut the fuck up. Then they make this horrible squealing noise when you flick them. They're crepuscular, which means they wake up at 4 am and get into shit and make noise and wake me up. They smell like something thats been dead for two years unless you get them descented and then they smell like something thats been dead for two weeks. They take a shit every twenty minutes that smells disgusting. Dont buy a ferret whatever you do they suck major balls.
Guy who wants a ferret: I want to buy a ferret what do you think?
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I cant wait until they die. You can have mine
by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010
Rude name for Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter books. after a fight with Harry, Mad Eye Moody turns Draco Malfoy into a white ferret. After that Ron and Harry always call Draco Malfoy a Ferret.
Shut up, you Ferret!
by the_Sonya January 08, 2006

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