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1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(
1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:
by Insanity'Aflame October 02, 2010
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Rude name for Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter books. after a fight with Harry, Mad Eye Moody turns Draco Malfoy into a white ferret. After that Ron and Harry always call Draco Malfoy a Ferret.
Shut up, you Ferret!
by the_Sonya January 08, 2006
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The worst pet ever. They steal stuff and hide it. They chew the buttons off remote controls. They're impossible to litter train so they shit and piss wherever they want, including right in the middle of the floor for you to step in. If they're in their cage and want out they bite the bars and make tons of noise so you have to flick them in the head to make them shut the fuck up. Then they make this horrible squealing noise when you flick them. They're crepuscular, which means they wake up at 4 am and get into shit and make noise and wake me up. They smell like something thats been dead for two years unless you get them descented and then they smell like something thats been dead for two weeks. They take a shit every twenty minutes that smells disgusting. Dont buy a ferret whatever you do they suck major balls.
Guy who wants a ferret: I want to buy a ferret what do you think?
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I cant wait until they die. You can have mine
by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010
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Clearly a cat-snake.
Person 1: Awe look at the cat-snake
Person 2: It's a ferret dumb ass!
by Skittles_Willams September 21, 2016
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Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.
1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!
by Cridder November 20, 2006
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.
"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"
by JC May 29, 2004
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A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.
Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.
by colonelburnell May 23, 2010
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