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They say they want equality for both men and women but really they want is supremacy over men. They also pass laws like Vawa . Violence Against Women Act discriminates against men by taking a woman's side during a dispute and label men as the victimizers and the women as the victims.They have set up shop in domestic violence shelters where they promote divorce, marriage breakup, hatred of men, and false accusations. They also have funding for women.Yup over one billion tax dollars are going to these hypocrites. Anyways I can go on and on with they're hypocrisy but i stop it at that.
Feminists want to be treated like a lady yet equal which is having your cake and eat it too.They would say nonsense stuff like a gentleman should treat people with respect even if they don't deserve it or not, which means they're saying men to treat them as equal even though they're different than men and claiming to be equal.Why they say gentlmen well because they want men to give them special treatments.
by Why do people do these things? October 24, 2012
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An ugly and/or emotionally inept woman who feels that the problems in her life are caused by her gender rather than her own incompetence and sloth.

Rather than bettering a woman's situation in the world, they'd much rather try to drag men down to their level of filth/incompetence.
I believe all men should be castrated to prevent rape, such is one of the fundamental basics of being a modern feminist!
by Anita Sarkeesian July 11, 2012
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A feminist is:
!. Thinks only their opinion counts.

2. Always blames men and "nonprogressive" women for their mistakes and problems. .
3. Is always loud and bragging about how progressive and smart she is.

4. Is the biggest hypocrite in the world.
Sarah is a feminist, she sends nudes and porn of herself all over school to get attention and then complains that guys look at her as a sex object.
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A Feminist can be defined as a woman who is too functionally retarded(slow) to understand the the basic roles which have been biologically programmed into every mammal over the course of billions of years of evolutionary perfection. According to Feminists, nature is sexist and discriminatory towards women because evolution has given them the role of a nurturer instead of a provider(such as men). The most common cause of feminism is the lack of a strong father figure while growing up, which then leads to confusion in terms of their gender orientated roles(ie. father didn't directly provide for the child because mommy left him). Another cause for Feminism is social pressure, as Feminism has become the norm in most of North America and Europe. Due to this peer pressure, women who grew up in strong, healthy families are shunned by those who have grown up in broken families, until they too behave in such a manner (Misandric).

This leads to the great question: "Who is oppressing who?" could it be possible that women are oppressing their own gender?

The common Feminist can be misleading, especially the educated feminist who grew up in a privileged family(The hipster Feminist). While they wage war on men, they claim they want "equality".

Which leads to the next question: "In Western society, in which way is a female not equal to a man?".

Perhaps they are more privileged than men? Maybe they have huge social, political, legal, and financial advantages over men?
Gender orientated roles:

In all species of mammals, the female raises their offspring and feeds them breast milk, that's just their natural roles.

Lets look at wolves. Everybody loves wolves, right?

While the female is pregnant with it's offspring, she takes shelter in her den and rests while the male goes out to hunt for food and protect the den from outside threats, such as other wolves, raccoons, etc.

After the female has given birth, she stays with the pups for many months only leaving occasionally to drink water or hunt small pray such as mice, while the male continues to provide for the family and protect them.

Now we have women here(feminists), who believe these roles that have been biological programmed into every mammal is sexist, and they believe they can just change nature to their likings. They want to be exactly identical to men, if not superior(quite a few mentally + emotionally unstable womenfeminists have come up with very sadistic and twisted "solutions" for this "problem").
by the_mind_is_matter August 30, 2012
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Synonym for fat. Can be used interchangably.
Deeky: I just saw Melissa McEvan at the McDonalds, ordering four Big Macs, a kilo of ice-cream, and a diet coke. All for herself. Unbelievable!

Spud: No wonder she is such a feminist!
by Spud from Shakesville August 07, 2010
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Feminists are mainly self obsessed fascists, who believe the only way to advance humans is to destroy men, families and most importantly good women.

They also believe that men today should be held responsible for what one man did 10,000 years ago. Because we all know they must be the same person. And want men to beat up other men for no reason.

Note: Feminists are unfortunately not limited to one sex.

Also called children, misandrists and generally stupid.
Male Brain: KNOWLEDGE!

Female Brain: KNOWLEDGE!

Feminist Brain: Fasc-iiiiammmm... insert 50 cents to restart the hate machine 9000...
by Feminist Lover! October 09, 2011
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A real feminist would be a man or woman who believes in the equal rights, both political and social, of both the sexes. Sadly these types of feminist hardly ever exist, usually people that claim to be "femenist" are women who had a traumatic experience with men in their life and feel like that they should blame all men for the things they experienced with one individual.
Jordan was beat when she was young, now she claims to be feminist, a person that believes in equal rights of the sexes, but really she just wants to take her insecurities and anger out on men. She has never met a true Gentlemen.
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