Hef's definitions

meatwagon

When a woman is among the best looking . ( This term is generally used among dirty-minded males )

Female supermodel .The very best looking ladies to be a swimsuit model . Most gorgeous females .

by Hef June 20, 2005

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women

Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight

by Hef September 28, 2008

t-bone

a woman who has an athelitic build and yet maintains her good looks .

A good looking woman with big breasts.
A good looking woman bodybuilder
(this term is generally a term used by
men with perverted minds )

by Hef June 30, 2005

Milkshake party

when more then 4 men participate in a gang bang with a willing partner. After the last load has been blown inside her/him the participants then pass around the person and share from the filled hole.

Damn your girl was crazy last night! Yeah especially afterwards when we all did that milkshake party and she was still down for it!

by Hef June 5, 2017

brushing her beaver

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.

This is a slang word

The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .

by Hef September 5, 2005

Mullethead

Low class Conservative supporter . Often poorly presented in public and generally doesnt have a great mannerism .

that trailer trash dude in the pick-up truck is what You call a MULLETHEAD Conservative supporter .

by Hef October 6, 2009

sirloin

When a woman is extremely good-looking but not quite among the best
(This is a slang term used by men with minds in the gutter )

A hot chick you would like to see on the beach .

by Hef June 30, 2005