Hef's definitions

t-bone

a woman who has an athelitic build and yet maintains her good looks .

A good looking woman with big breasts.
A good looking woman bodybuilder
(this term is generally a term used by
men with perverted minds )

by Hef June 30, 2005

sirloin

When a woman is extremely good-looking but not quite among the best
(This is a slang term used by men with minds in the gutter )

A hot chick you would like to see on the beach .

by Hef June 30, 2005

brushing her beaver

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.

This is a slang word

The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .

by Hef September 5, 2005

feathering her turkey

This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .

This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .

by Hef September 5, 2005

Mullethead

Low class Conservative supporter . Often poorly presented in public and generally doesnt have a great mannerism .

that trailer trash dude in the pick-up truck is what You call a MULLETHEAD Conservative supporter .

by Hef October 6, 2009

Feminist

A straight male who doesnt express enthusasium towards chauvinistic remarks

Your buddy is such a FEMINIST , he doesnt show any interest when we go on with chauvinist jokes .

by Hef January 21, 2010

meatwagon

When a woman is considered to be among the best looking .

A woman who you would consider an ideal swimsuit model . (This term is generally used by dirty-minded males )

by Hef June 20, 2005