A gift that you only use when the person who gave it to you is around
My wife was coming to visit my office, so I quickly pulled out all my feebees... my mini-fountain, wooden heart statue, and bonzai tree... and set them on my desk.
fat bitch; an obese female.
"eww, you banged that feebee?"
"bro, I would not go near that fucking feebee"
"yeah I would maybe do the feebee, after about 50 beers"