A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
by Kenny McCor June 23, 2006
The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.
by Quack Quack May 27, 2005
K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!
by sheneneh November 12, 2007
1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."
2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.
2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.
by Smart Guy Period November 6, 2007
a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money
lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes
rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
by ajb18 December 28, 2007
A man who has come to symbolize what a complete, impotent, sexual failure really is. K-Fed, is an uneducated, complete and utter failure, an embodiment of pure white trash. Turned down by any girl with a brain, or who looks hot, he has ended up with his sole mate, brittany spears. Together, they hope to spread the ideas and values of vagrancy, freeloading, and to totally strip any talent from the world.
Man, I just watched Kevin Federline's new video, and I thought it disgraced rap music.
Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.
Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.
by INyourFace September 5, 2006
douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.
If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline
where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
by DizzyLizzy December 21, 2006