Top Definition
A joke that you don't understand until the day after it's been told.
Guy: *tells a joke*

Dude: I don't get it.

Guy: It's a FedEx joke, you'll get it tomorrow.

Dude: Whatever.

The next day

Dude: Oh, now I get it! That's a funny joke!
by zuawg July 01, 2013

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