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Definition of a FedEx Baby is a baby who is left on the doorstep by a unexpected Guardian. Or legal parent
Cruz! There's a Baby on our doorstep. That's a FedEx Baby!
by CruzanGabrielle August 01, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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