February 5

If you were born on this day.. go back to sleep no1 likes you.

Its february 5 but that means nothing to me

by Saint carne October 16, 2019

February 5

Its Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!

Its their anniversary, February 5!!

by BigBalls11128856 October 16, 2019

February 5

Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!

Its their anniversary February 5

by BigBalls11128856 October 16, 2019

february 5

a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches

"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"

by fentywhore October 15, 2019

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 6, 2023

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019