Fat Monk 

Respectively, a fat monk is when a girl is too fat for the pants she's wearing and her vagina pushes out and creates a bulge. The bulge looks like a monk's head, or a fat monk's head.

-Dude, look at that girl's vag!
-Ew, what the fuck? That fatass needs to lose some weight, she's got a fat monk!

Fat Monk by Michelle Arza April 20, 2008

fat monk 

a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.

"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end

fat monk by haley ann March 9, 2008

Fat Monkey 

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.

Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!

Fat Monkey by Snow Right September 3, 2016

Fat Monkey 

a pussy whith fat cheeks, a big meaty taco, that gives you a mouthfull once eaten, a huge cameltoe pussy. that is so good . i love to eat a fat monkey anytime.

damn that girl has a fat monkey.

Fat Monkey by kreator of pleasure April 15, 2006

big fat monkey balls 

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible

Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

big fat monkey balls by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022

Fat Monkey 

A term to describe a fat man who is not handsome at all, ugly and have an evil attitude. Love to cheat for money and sabotage people especially his teachers and the leadership council at school. He is the alumni president.

Mr Z***** A***** is a FAT MONKEY!!!

Fat Monkey by Fat Monkey's target of the fatmonkeyness March 20, 2005

Big fat monkey mama 

A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.

Mrs.L****** is a big fat monkey mama

Big fat monkey mama by Notarealperaon March 9, 2022