When you have a Prince Albert piercing and you try to pork a fat chick, but you accidentally shove it into one of her rolls, and the bacteria there infects your piercing. An indignant shout of "Hey hey hey!!" when you withdraw your wang may sometimes occur.
"Yo, I finally gave in and tried to bang that heifer Wanda, but she gave me a Fat Albert! Nasty bitch. It hurts when I pee."
by BeBoBoBo June 19, 2008