one metric ton of useless fat.
fat joe is horrible, but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.
by aaron and pat April 17, 2005
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Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.
Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.
by Frank White, King of New York November 27, 2007
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Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!
What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!
by Enna B. January 9, 2005
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An Overweight Bronx rapper with Puerto-Rican heritage. Used to Perform with the now dead rapper Big Pun(isher).
Fat Joe is a decent rapper.
by B June 21, 2003
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The worst rapper that I have ever seen. He looks like a mexican/black/asian/gorilla. He needs to lay off of the Big Macs.
Fat Joe is a fat gorilla who sucks at rapping.
by MikeyMo August 13, 2006
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a fat puerto rican/ asian lookin rapper that always says nigga even though he isnt one....has a few hot joints like lean back...
lean back, lean back!!!!
by lufaz!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 21, 2004
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Fat Joe, may be top 40, but he still keeps it real. He's used to write "crack" back in the 80's when graffiti was alive at its fullest. He killed cars and rolled with some of NYC's finest graff legends like Cope 2. He is a decent emcee, has a dope voice, and has message in lyrics. If you disagree with me check out my other def's, im no wack hiphop listener.
I would've never expected Fat Joe to write graff back in the 80's
by Hamydeez April 16, 2004
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