Used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what Jesus would be like if McDonalds and DVDs existed in 4th century Judea.
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover
: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black
is sometimes a Fat Jesus