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Used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what Jesus would be like if McDonalds and DVDs existed in 4th century Judea.

Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"

2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"

Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"

3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
by desperate_d January 09, 2010

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