One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish
Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.
by Scumbaggg November 26, 2013
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A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.
"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."
by Jackie Chan73829 May 29, 2018
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