Biggest Scotish Fat Bastard

A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks

biggest scotish fat bastard eg Thomas

by JohnHunter007 July 2, 2009

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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.

Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''

by tirtle May 31, 2018

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fat ugly bastard

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.

Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021

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You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

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