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1.
a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
by Stacy April 09, 2004
 
2.
A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
by MegatronIsGod August 30, 2007
 
3.
R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
by eighth of seven October 23, 2007
 
4.
A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.
Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

or.

Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"
by WoRd! June 05, 2005
 
5.
Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
by -Street Baller- May 31, 2006
 
6.
Taking a dump while eating
Im going to take a fat albert
by shandwali_boom_boom August 04, 2012
 
7.
a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.
Fat Albert.
by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry April 27, 2011