Farva the pirate king

A large male closely resembling a viking in overall appearance. People call him Farva for short. It's a nickname he's had since middle school. Everyone thinks he's so cool and funny, and younger guys practically worship him. He's the most charismatic person you will ever meet. Most people love him, and he's a total womanizer, but to the point of being an asshole. He has sex with anyone that will let him, and NO self control. He'll hit on your girlfriend even if you tell him not to, and he'll ruin a little girl's innocence if it means that he can get some pussy. Whatever you do, DON'T get involved with Farva. You'll just get hurt. He's a cool friend, but nothing more than that.

Oh dude, Farva the pirate king is such a badass. ;)

Everyone loves him, he's such a Farva.

Oh my god, is he making out with michael's girlfriend? He is such a Farva.

Farva the pirate king by Spacebar_ October 18, 2008

Farva the pirate king

A man so manly that no man may ever match his manliness. A Farva the pirate king can transform raw meat into a delicious meal within minutes. Though he looks fearsome, you'll find that Farva the pirate king is truly a wonderful person. A wonderful person who doesn't know when shits hot. Hey Farva, SHIT'S HOT.

That guy is such a Farva the pirate king, everyone just looves the hell out of him.

That meal almost was as good as what Farva the pirate king makes...but it will never be the same.

Farva the pirate king by ShitsHotGirl November 3, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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