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Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.
I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.
by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011
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1: The unwilling consumption of anothers Gastral anomaly,
by planting ones bare ass on anothers face.
2: The willing consumption of a fart.
1:Bobby just made Joey eat a Fartpie!
2:I was eating my girlfriends ass out and ended up eating a Fartpie.
by NickName4U May 02, 2006
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