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Fart Huffer 

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.
I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.
Fart Huffer by The Boney July 27, 2006
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Fart Huffer 

A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.
Fart Huffer by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Fart Huffer 

What Stripes enjoys doing
Stripes: I think I'd like to huff some farts right now

Fart Huffer 

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:
Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*
Fart Huffer by BristolBrick May 20, 2016

Fart hoffers

people who use pc's
Pc's are for fart hoffers and macs get you laid
Fart hoffers by mannny540 October 5, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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