Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.
by thepopeofdope December 26, 2011
by laceylykewhoa June 13, 2008
The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.
Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.
by Cory May January 27, 2007
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 13, 2007
The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.
Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?
Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!
Matt: That asshole!
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?
Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!
Matt: That asshole!
by KingKong02 October 4, 2014
Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
Farts and Darts
by Former Air Force Puke March 30, 2011