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A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
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An emission of methane from the anus which, when ignited, can cause great hilarity. Regarded by eco-types as an (admittedly noisome) solution to the environmental crisis.
Government Health Warning: Igniting your farts can seriously damage your balls.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk November 18, 2004
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a nuke between the ass cheeks
uh-oh noel is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 04, 2005
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bad smelling odor that comes out of your anus
1.Loud and Proud-loud farts that don't smell that bad
2.silent but violent-these are just like ninjas,no one will hear them but everyone will smell them
3.poop fart or oops poop-farts that come out with poop
4.fart catch-farting in your hand then catching it then opening your hand under your friend's nose causing them to smell it
5.Queef- these are just wannabe farts that come out of the vagina
6.talking fart- farts that sound like words
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a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.
by landrea August 05, 2005
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funniest things ever
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A small explosion between the legs.
I farted on my cat and she died...
by Mushroombunny666 January 17, 2005
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