Top Definition
When two or more people have a contest to see who can achieve the loudest fart.
Person 1: *Fart*

Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*

Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*

Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
by JimmyMathew August 27, 2009

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