fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea

Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!

by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020

Poop fart lol

Poop fart lol is used only for higher quality speakers and pimps

Chad:poop fart lol

Bitches: SO HANDSOME 🥵

by Pb is good for me August 14, 2021

poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

by Coolkid_73 April 27, 2021

Hollow Poop Fart (HPF)

when you sit down on the toilet expecting a massive deuce and instead have a massive, loud, airy fart, which feels like it has enough power to part the waters below

I couldn't hold in my laughter this afternoon when I was sitting on the toilet and heard a massive hollow poop fart (HPF) come from the stall next to me.

by RichardTheInvestigator February 21, 2018

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.

Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022