1) One who gives gifts on farmville to just anyone...every...fucking...day.
2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.
2) One who gives gifts on farmville just when anyone asks them to.
Bobby: "Hey AJ, will you give me a Horse on Farmville?".
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"
AJ: "No Bobby, I'm NOT your farmville slut!"
by WhoAJ September 17, 2009
A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.
Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010
When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.
by farmvillelover August 29, 2009
when you are at school or work and and cant concentrate because you forgot to tend to your crops, trees, or animals on farmville.
april: tyler why are you sweating so much...?
tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.
april: why...?
tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!
tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.
april: why...?
tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!
by jenkinsld098 December 4, 2009
'that apple trees great'
'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'
'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'
by MG.... October 30, 2009
The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.
by Fuzzylump August 22, 2010
Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
by P titties October 18, 2009