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2.
A shit and a glass of water
Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.
by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005

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1.
A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there
by CletusDaDog June 09, 2010