Farktual 

1. Something that isn't really true but is wished by people to be true when making a point on Fark. Usually used by liberals to attack conservatives.

2. Fake, but accurate.

Howard Dean was being Farktual when he said Bush lied.

Farktual by 21-7-b December 27, 2005

fartual 

The process that an individual goes through in the moments just before passing gas. It can be as simple as a blink of an eye, to an announcement such as, "Hey everyone, check out the sound I plan to make with my asshole!"

Bill: Ugh, who farted?

Sabrina: Tim did. I know his fartual; he scratches his shoulder just before he farts.

fartual by The Divine Clock May 11, 2014