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Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony. "Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"
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| 2. | Fapsturbation | ||
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Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet. "Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"
"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while." |
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| 3. | fapsturbation | ||
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A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'. "My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it." |
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| 4. | Fapsturbation | ||
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To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity. Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation. |
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