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When you fap so often your dick bleeds.
Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.
by The Fap Police February 07, 2011