1 definition by The Fap Police

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 8, 2011