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It's where your anus is on your face.
Anus + Face = fanus
by Trent and Jamilah October 30, 2004
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Simply, an abbreviation for Fuck A Nigga Up
"Holy shit, im about to F.A.N.U.!"
by John Crabs February 19, 2009
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When someone has a goatee or facial hair growth that approximates the hairy area around the anus.
Why do so many professional baseball players grow goatees that give them a fanus?
by Fanus hater September 25, 2009
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Someone who doesn't care about girls. He just goes from one to another and tells each and every one of them he loves them when he really doesn't. A player.
That Fanus only wants in a girls pants and then on to the next.
by #yourstruly November 28, 2011
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Fire Anus; from to much spicy foods. The feeling your anus gets when you eat or drink things that burn when they come out.
I went to work with a mad case of fanus from to much chicken wings and beer the night before.

Sometimes you realize you have a big day at work and you need to lay off the hot wings because you can't deal with the fanus.
by Dcline319 April 10, 2011
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A fan that is so obsessed with a band or artist that they become an anus.
OMG DID YOU HEAR!?! SAM IS TURING INTO A FANUS
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A person with a really fat ass i.e fat + anus.
or
a fat ass
Man, that maths teachers a fanus
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man that teacher has such a fanus
by dang March 01, 2005
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