When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
A recreational activity where you get to pretend dat you're launching shoulder-fired rockets at assorted targets.
Anytime I get so mad dat I wanna go knock someone's block off, I indulge in a fantasy RPG game for half an hour, and secretly visualize da game's enemy targets dat go up in huge fireballs as being da people I'm mad at; this helps me calm down like nobody's business.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
by SMLI R2 August 29, 2009