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Fanjitulate 

An extreme aversion to work, in all shapes and forms. Usually, a vicious cycle will form where a little fanjitulation progresses to severe fanjitulation which can continue for years and years before the cycle is broken.

Often incorrectly used as a synonym for the less severe but similar "procrastinate"
"Bob had been fanjitulating on the library computers all day after the sad realisation.. maybe this getting a degree thing wasn't really for him after all"

"There was nothing Graham liked more after a day spent pretending to work, than a good fanjitulate when he got home to his room"

"You spent all month in bed? That's fanjitulastic!"
Fanjitulate by ionex87 January 12, 2009
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Fanticulate

To fantasize about something speculated, or to daydream about it.

Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing

Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb
Today my coworker brought a picture of their family to their desk. I sometimes fanticulate about them playing with a dog, because I think they might have one.
Fanticulate by ElliottBLT June 20, 2017
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Fanigulate 

Fanigulating is the act of figuring out your finances.
"My insurance agent called yesterday to fanigulate my re-financing situation." Dylan rejected the call because he did not want anyone to fanigulate his information.

Fantibulate 

To fancify, to make something fancy.
"Let's fantibulate this mug!"
Fantibulate by spacegirl210 April 24, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026