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family night 

a night out with the gays, or a night designated as a "gay" night in a drinking establishment or club.
Wednesday and Sunday is family night at the bar. Don't go any other night its full of breeders.
family night by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011

Family Night 

When a group of friends or co-workers go out after hours to shady bars, strip joints or otherwise.
"Honey will you be home for dinner tomorrow night?" "Sorry honey, I can't, we got family night here at work, we are gonna see Bambi."
Family Night by Big T March 4, 2005

family night faded 

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado
Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine

Family Game Night 

A night where everyone in your family hates eachother because they are trying to win a pointless game (which someone usually cheat in, ruining the night even more). Then is you lose you just go rage and throw the bored game at the winner as a sign of defeat. Ghen they come onto this site and rant about how stupid it is.
Family Game Night by MadeBiJax March 9, 2019

family game night 

A terrible night where the whole family gets around and plays board games. Something that you should avoid in your kid years.
Whose ready for Family Game Night?

Not Me.

WELL FUCK YOU THEN, YOURE DOING IT ANYWAYS!
family game night by ItsMamaLuigi September 23, 2015

Hasbro Family Game Night 

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.
Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.