Falsepath

Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.

"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."

"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."

Falsepath by mattanaw July 22, 2021

falseatizing 

Falsely advertising; usually a physical feature or a appearance.

Look at that bitch in the Wonderbra. Her tits ain't that big. She's falseatizing them things.

falseatizing by ceceschmee October 14, 2005