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1.
1. used to describe a deformed person
2. a test tube baby
3. a baboon-like person
4. an idiot
"whoa that dude is hideous man!" - dude 1
"be easy on him, he's a faloon" - dude 2
by Thomas Ergo July 24, 2008
 
2.
A twat with a hoarse or fading voice who pops up where you least expect a person to pop up.
"That person sounds like a Faloon... Should we help him?"
"I woke up this morning and sounded like a Faloon... Do you have anything to help?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're acting like a Faloon."
by FJFJFJFJ December 11, 2007