Best fucking place on earth always kicks ass in sports based on great morals and is the most american town in texas
"hey did u hear that falls city always kicks ass"
worst shithole in texas
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpronouncable last names
ugly ass dykes
fed home grown corn
not to mention their mascot is a beaver
DAM THE BEAVERS
A typical Falls City conversation
"Hey lets go braid our hair"
" sorry im goin to have sex with my cousin jim hojiswallor"
" ok well ill just go try to spell my last name"