taking advantage of, borrowing with no intent to return, to sponge, to skulk, mooch, trying to get over, not having money while going out, trying to get free drinks, never willing contribute in any way. Always wanting something for nothing.
by thepacklife October 5, 2009
by mruknowwhoitis September 13, 2011
by Justin Liles June 21, 2006
A really creepy kid who makes sexual innuendos about everything. No one is sure what orientation he is. The popular consensus is that he's omnisexual (anything that moves or once did). It is not know whether or not his stories are true b/c no one does the crazy shit that he claims nor would he have the time.
FALLON WOULD DO THAT!!!
by joshuaaw1030 August 28, 2008
v. to fallon = to laugh at one's own joke, especially during the very act of telling that joke.
Origin: derived from Jimmy Fallon, American comedian (b. 1974 in NY)
Origin: derived from Jimmy Fallon, American comedian (b. 1974 in NY)
Sarah couldn't manage to describe Isaac's hysterical story. She kept fallonning and then would try to start over. The 20-second story took about 4 minutes, most of which was her laughter.
by B'way February 12, 2011
A fallon is a unit of measurement used to describe how sexually attractive a man is. One fallon is equal to Jimmy Fallon. This unit is typically used by homosexual men.
The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.
The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.
The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.
The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.
Hag: "What do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."
by MonsterousMonster January 18, 2010
Fallon is one of those girls you call a couch potato.Put on the t.v and give some chips and you may never here her talk again. She is very dirty minded and can always find her telling a joke that's not so friendly to school.She very funny and you can always catch laughing her eyeballs out.You are very lucky to be her friend.She is very hard to take serious and can never get mad at.If you ever find her in a n argument she always makes it into a joke and you forgot what you were even arguing about. Try asking her out and you will get a big fat "NO"and a side of a black eye.
random guy:who is that
Kenzie:Oh that's fallon
random guy:im going to ask out that women!
random guy:hey fallon wanna go out with me
fallon:BAMMM
random guy:*falls to the ground dead*
Kenzie:Oh that's fallon
random guy:im going to ask out that women!
random guy:hey fallon wanna go out with me
fallon:BAMMM
random guy:*falls to the ground dead*
by princessmonkeybutt October 3, 2018