1 definition by MonsterousMonster
A fallon is a unit of measurement used to describe how sexually attractive a man is. One fallon is equal to Jimmy Fallon. This unit is typically used by homosexual men.
The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.
The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.
The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.
The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.
Hag: "What do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."
by MonsterousMonster January 18, 2010