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Falcon Kick

verb: to leap forward foot first to kick someone who is far away from you, shouting "FALCON KICK!"

noun: A big leaping kick made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character in the F-Zero game and anime series. It is characterized by Cpt. Falcon flying forward from a standing position, foot first. His leg is covered in fire and he yells "Falcon kick!" Also spelled kyick
Cpt. Falcon: "FALCON KICK!"

Announcer: "GAME!"
Falcon Kick by Xenomorph42Q May 14, 2008
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Falcon Kick

A move used in Super Smash Bros series by Captain Falcon. similar to Falcon Punch, only in which he screams "Falcon Kick!!!"
"Dude stop spamming Falcon Kick!!!"
Falcon Kick by EpicSmith January 22, 2009

Falcon Kick

Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!

Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.
Falcon Kick by Thief Of Time777 April 17, 2010

Falcon Kick

When you kick a guy so hard in the Penis, You foot gets stuck in his penis hole
Josh got so mad, he Falcon Kicked Larry
Falcon Kick by Fliptastey408 August 20, 2008

Falcon Kicking 

Not to be confused with the attack used by popular Nintendo character Captain Falcon, Falcon Kicking is when a man quickly sticks his foot up another man's gluteus maximus while screaming FALCON KICK! at the top of his lungs. This usually results in the tearing of the anal tissue and bleeding but for some this turns them on even more. Right now this fetish is huge in Japan because every weird and creepy fetish is huge in Japan.
Bob: I'm gonna Falcon Kick you so hard Billy.
FALCON KICK!!!

Billy: ahhhh so good!
*massive orgasm and blood squirts*

Billy: We should do Falcon Kicking every day! Now get a mop, i'm starting to flood the floor with all the blood coming out of my butt
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026