Falafel

A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.

Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014

Falafel

meaning "I love you"

narrator:*and there's a time when you want to say it but can't yet say it*
Robin: ted..
Ted: yeah..
Robin: ..falafel..

by grgarioushelen987134 August 19, 2022

Falafel

when you and another person are close enough and practically dating, but you do not want to put a label on it

"What is up with you and John? Are y'all dating?"
"Nah we are just in a falafel."

by your_local_papa_frita March 7, 2017

Falafel

I love you, the Robin Scherbatsky way.

How I Met Your Mother reference.

- Wait Ted?
- Yes?
- Falafel..

by maskrosor November 3, 2018

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

fluffy falafel

When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.

I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏

by Haha345 June 22, 2017

German Falafel Girl

Cute German girl who likes to rave, loves falafel and likes to be gifted a falafel once in a while.

Wow she is such a "German Falafel Girl"

by AsianDanger November 22, 2021