verb: to fckin merk someone
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in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit
Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW
by alskdjflaksjfd April 26, 2012
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n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.
My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.
by C potter September 10, 2021
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a weird twitter groupchat. dont let them follow you!! lock ur doors..
oomf: do you know fakys?
oomf 2: fakys..
by UniStar27272 April 2, 2021
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A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 27, 2010
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A fakie is usually a person that acts fake, and only acts pleasant when around you or others to maintain their reputation. In their spare time, they may talk bad about you behind your back. They usually are in packs with other fakies.
Sam: Omg, those fakies over there always walk like they own the place.
Athy: I gues birds of a feather do flock together.
by KittoKatsu January 2, 2020
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fakie is another word for someone that is fake that is a loser
look at that guy he’s a fakie, andoni is a fakie
by yeryerrr April 4, 2019
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