To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.
So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking
Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking
Just thought I would Fakebook this
by shamalamadangdang January 17, 2011
Person 1: Did you hear about Natalia?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.
by afendiprincess. October 28, 2009
Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.
Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?
She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!
Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!
Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...
by klasama November 9, 2010
1.The underlying phonyness of services like myspace and facebook. It comes from knowing very little about your 'friends" other than that they are drunk party sluts or losers that pose for themselves.
2.Any religious doctrine
2.Any religious doctrine
-"Hey did you talk to that cute girl?"
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody
-"Why would I?, You've seen her nasty pics on fakebook. That girl must be looooose!
Jimmy dropped outta school and picked up the fakebook. now he's trying to convert everybody
by Mr. Debonair May 15, 2006
A fake Facebook account. As in a account created for the purposes of: Sending yourself or friends extra game or app requests, Facebook Roleplaying, talking and interacting with strangers, or otherwise acting anonymously.
by Aliousis July 27, 2011
a collection of transcribed jazz tunes
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
person 1: aiight you call the next tune
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
by too busy goin hella dumb December 20, 2006
A second Facebook account set up so only your really real friends can see what you really real think.
Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.
For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.
Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.
For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.
Check out my Fakebook page, I can't talk about how stupid (insert lame shit here) on my main Facebook account because big brother is watching.
or
I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...
or
I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...
by Wordsmith 1 June 17, 2009