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To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.
Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
by Ceeej November 06, 2007
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My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.
by VRAGMOTOR March 17, 2010
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The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014
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Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron June 27, 2016
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