Faithy waithy winy winy was an amazing friend she was always there for me even though she was basically just some water and color. She had the sweetest eyes the smoothest hair but some mean lady Scientist named Amy or whatever poured her down the sink we only knew each other for a few mins maybe even 45 and shes gone. If you ever find a friend like this make sure u never lose her cherish her forever it might even be a human.
Person 1: Have you ever met Faithy waithy winy winy
Person 2: Yeah, she was nice
Person 1: She's dead now she was my best friend
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